Through the grapevine, I've heard rumors that the blogosphere's Great, Exalted and Specially Privileged Commenter Extraordinaire, Steven Malcolm Anderson, also known as "Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato theElder) the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist", is alive and well.

It's just an unofficially confirmed rumor, mind you.

We can't celebrate yet.

(But I'm thinking about canceling that expensive nationwide milk carton ad I was going to run....)