I never thought I'd be advocating such a thing, but isn't it time that we think the unthinkable and ask ourselves.....
Has the time finally come for REMOTE CONTROL?
At the very least, should the sale of television remotes to children be prohibited? Shouldn't there be a waiting period? To this I imagine the proponents would come up with simplistic slogans like:
Remotes don't turn off televisions. People turn off televisions!
or
Outlaw remotes and only outlaws will have remotes!
But I am not remotely persuaded by remote hypotheticals from people who don't have the remotest idea what they're advocating.
Something must be done.
posted by Eric on 03.29.05 at 01:50 PM
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I think it would be hilarious to use that device as a joke. Like during the Red Sox-Yankees series in a Boston bar.
I think it would be hilarious to use that device as a joke. Like during the Red Sox-Yankees series in a Boston bar.