I had just finished reading about the valiant efforts of one courageous man to spread the word about the evils of Fox News Channel (whilst turning a profit, natch), and I thought, 'bully for him! Children might see that rot and get all sorts of bad notions about having opinions. The ignorant masses must be sheltered from ideas! They're not equipped to distinguish the good from the bad!.' Remote controls are too danged complicated, and when the V-Chip just isn't enough, well now there's the Fox Blocker.

Then I read this piece about the madness of Bobby Fischer upon his departure from Japan:

After nine months of captivity and bitter legal struggle the former world chess champion flew to freedom in Iceland, spraying his vitriol far and wide. Japanese politicians, he declared, were “gangsters”. The US was “Jew-controlled”. “This was not an arrest,” he said, in the few minutes that he was audible to reporters between his arrival at Narita airport in Tokyo and his departure for Reykjavik. “It was a kidnapping cooked up by Bush and (the Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro) Koizumi. They are war criminals and should be hanged.”

To underline his point, he unzipped his trousers as he approached the airport, and made as if to urinate on the wall. This is the man who on the night of September 11, 2001, applauded the attacks on the United States as “wonderful news”, expressing the hope that Americans as a consequence “will imprison the Jews, they will execute several hundred thousand of them at least”.

Isn't it clear that we need to stop playing chess? NOW?!?? Slap that bishop from Billy's hand before it's too late!