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March 09, 2005
Drop that cookie! And gimme all your dough!
If you thought selling dildos in Alabama was bad, check out this story of depravity involving the deliberate, premeditated sale of (gulp) Girl Scout Cookies: Hoi Louis was in Williamsburg delivering the cookies with his daughter over the weekend. Louis said it was his old neighborhood, before he moved to Bethpage, and he and his daughter have been selling Girl Scout cookies there since his daughter was in first grade.Surely, there must be a way to invoke the Patriot Act. Well, at least the RICO laws.... What really galls me is the callused and depraved nature of these moral degenerates. Notice the almost casual way the habitual criminal father admits to ensnaring his daughter -- "he and his daughter have been selling Girl Scout cookies there since his daughter was in first grade". As if children needed yet another moral lesson that a life of crime is just the way the cookie crumbles. I blame Martha Stewart! posted by Eric on 03.09.05 at 08:04 AM |
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Fearless Fosdick once shot a balloon vendor for selling ballons without a license. He also shot the whole crowd of onlookers in the process. You can't make an omelette without breaking all the eggs in the supermarket and shooting holes in the milk cartons, too. We need more cops like Fearless Fosdick. We need Law and Order. Otherwise, we will have anarchy.
But -- Hmmm.... Does not issuing licenses lead to licentiousness, and issuing permits lead to permissiveness? Hmmm.... Women masturbating with dildos....