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September 17, 2004
ARE YOU A GAY GUN NUT? TEST YOURSELF AT HOME!
There aren't enough gay gun nuts, either in the world or in the blogosphere. My blogfather, Jeff Soyer, is of course the original GAY GUN NUT, but I suspect there are many more of them out there. Well, now I have discovered two tests which, if taken in conjunction, will greatly boost the ranks of Gay Gun Nuts. The first test is, simply, ARE YOU GAY? (Via Agenda Bender.) OK, now bear in mind that this is a two prong test. Once you have taken the above test (which will determine conclusively whether you're gay), you may move on to the next text (which a reader was nice enough to send me in a comment link). I think that if you weren't a gun nut before taking it, you will be soon afterwards! Take the test here. It works regardless of whether you pass or fail! posted by Eric on 09.17.04 at 10:13 AM
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Very interesting tests. I guess I, too, now qualify as a "gay gun nut". Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete · September 17, 2004 06:48 PM I love the Carmina Burana. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete · September 17, 2004 06:49 PM I think the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people have determined that collapsible M-4 stocks are now passe and very gauche! (Something about not accessorizing well or something....) Steven, that test never lies! Eric Scheie · September 17, 2004 10:34 PM |
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Too bad the gun-nut test has been rendered inaccurate by the ban sunset, huh?
I mean, the first question's answer is now "legal", not "banned", as the test would have us think.
Plus, I've always thought the collapsible M-4 stock looked terrible.