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September 08, 2004
Humor calms crisis!
When I first saw this report in the Washington Times, I was a bit taken aback: The United States and Russia clashed yesterday over a way to end the conflict in the breakaway republic of Chechnya, with Washington calling for a political solution and Moscow vowing to crush the separatist movement.Well, the State Department says they should; as their spokesman just said, "There must be a political settlement" to the Chechen conflict. But then I saw David Kaspar's take on things and realized the State Department must be engaged in satire. In any case, it is important to keep some simple liberal rules in mind just in case one or more freedom fighters survived the attacks by the Russian police and were taken into custody:Ah, I get it now! "Political solution" means ending the cycle of violence! How could I be so dense as to not get it sooner? (Sometimes I am just, well, slow....)1. We may not condone their killings - if there were any at all -, but we have to look for the root causes for a better understanding of their behavior. Were they inconvenienced in practicing their religion? Delays during rush hour in Chechnya? Election losses? Only if we know exactly what drove these young men and women to their somewhat regrettable actions can we make a final judgment. I didn't realize that our State Department had such a keen sense of humor, and I thank David Kaspar for the hat tip, because otherwise I never would have suspected satire by a normally humorless Department of State. Humor always helps in dire emergencies. (Hey, maybe the guys in State could dust off a list of dead baby jokes. That way, the whole word would be laughing along.) Surely, we wouldn't mind if the Russians did the same.... posted by Eric on 09.08.04 at 08:30 AM |
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