Today's Friday Online Tests are an example of why I don't especially enjoy supplyng these tests every week without fail; these are the dumbest tests I could find -- which is another way of saying they're the only tests I could find!
And seriously, they are all pretty bad. (Consider yourselves warned.)
According to the first test, I am "Lily" from a show called "Grounded for Life." I have never heard of the show or Lily, and the results make me sorry I ever did. I don't watch much television, so I apologize to the better Grounded fans I may have offended.
You're Lily! You're wear lots of purple clothes, it's probably your favourite color. You're the oldest and the most spoiled. It wouldn't hurt if you stopped yelling. But I'm sure that you're kind to your .
To be fair to the show and its producers (and just so I know what I'm getting into as "Lily") here's a description:
Sean Finnerty and his lovely wife, Claudia, became parents right out of high school. Now 32, they struggle to keep their lives (and three children) under control. Claudia is a hostess at a swank restaurant, and Sean works in the subway tunnels. Working 9 to 5 and having three kids to maintain isn't an easy task, but they're doing the best that they can. Oldest daughter Lily, 14, is more than a handful. At that age where she thinks the world revolves around her, Lily devours the majority of the Finnerty's free time. Her little brother, Jimmy, is bookish to say the least, and stays out of trouble -- for the most part. And then there's the baby of the family, Henry, who's just a little off. Hyperactive and mischievous, Henry is usually secondary when it comes to problematic children.
Helping Sean and Claudia deal with the brood is Sean's father, Walt, a crotchety man whose idea of a learning experience is teaching the boys how to dig a hole. If he hadn't been a father, he would have been a drill sergeant. Also helping to lighten the load is Sean's younger brother, Eddie, an unemployed stoner who spends his time hanging out with friends and "unknowingly" selling beepers to drug dealers.
Over its first season the show evolved a unique take on standard sitcom structure. Each episode begins with a family crisis "explained" in flashbacks from various character's points of view, often overlapping, sometimes contradicting each other as we learn to distinguish what the narrators THINK happened from what we eventually learn REALLY happened. Since the Finnertys are at least nominally practicing Catholics, this usually involves issues of blame, responsibility, and guilt, guilt, guilt.
I feel guilty already -- even though I've never watched the show! But don't blame me! I accept no responsibility! I know less about Lily than does Lily herself!
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Next comes junk food -- another thing I try to avoid. I am a brownie!
(How deeply disturbing....)
Brownie- Your like a brownie you melt on people and people stick to you your kind and affectionate. Your a good listener whether you know it or not and people look up to you no matter how they act everybody has a place for you in their heart.
Awwww..... No way to "fudge" on these results, is there?
Frankly, I much prefer the tests which call me a vampire or a psychopathic killer. And at the rate I'm going, today's tests will turn me into one or the other!
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As if I wanted to know, the next test tells me whther a "nice guy, badass, punk, or a goth boy" would "go" for me.
"Kyle" would:
You got Kyle. Stats: Bloodtype AB, height 6', hobby is swimming (SPEEDO) and racing around in his faithful moosekiller, he hates to sit around, his favoirite subject in school is lunch and his least favoirite are all the rest.
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler
Don?t bang your head!
