All the gore notwithstanding, I was reminded that today is Friday, which is still supposed to be Online Test Day at Classical Values.

So here we go.

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From the one and only Ghost of a flea, the first test -- "What 'Buffy' Character Are You?" revealed (much to my relief) that I am Angel:

You are

Angel

I note that Nick got the same result. (Always a good omen!)

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The Flea also links to another test -- "Which Jane Austen Character Are You?" -- but the Quizilla link would not load!

This makes me feel like cheating once again, and I hate to do it, but I think Nick will forgive me, because I have read enough Jane Austen to know I am not in any of her novels.

So here's my shamelessly cribbed result:

What are you doing here? You aren't in any
of Jane Austen's novels! Go find another quiz!


Which Jane Austen Character Are You?
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Sorry Nick! You may take whatever disciplinary action you deem in order!

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Speaking of discipline, while I coudn't find any of Marie's usual tests at Ordinary Galoot, she does propose killing all law students.

I'm grandfathered in, of course.....

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Back in the good old days, there weren't any law students, nor Buffy, nor Jane Austen novels. All we could do was grunt....

So here's a test from that era, the "Grunty Caveman Test."

Nggghhaahhh!
Grrr arrr Rum and Monkey.

Nggghhaahhh! to you too!

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And here's a small step forward -- to the next stage in human evolution: the ROCK BAND:

Your The Offspring


Which Band are you
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I always save the most humiliating test for last, and this one, which makes absolutely no sense, did little more than humiliate me. It's called "What type would fall for you?"

Ah, the ever so lovely Damien has fallen for you
cherie. Just look into those eyes. He's dark
and admirable so be careful. However, I think
he loves you enough not to hurt you. Or does
he?


What type would fall for you?
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The problem is, I'm not sure that "Damien" is my type!

Despite what some of the new readers might think, I'm really not into GORE!

But for those of you who haven't had enough GORE, well, have I got a treat for you! It's old now, and it was probably too grotesque for most people to handle then, but here it is anyway:

Again, not my type!