Here at Classical Values, April Fools Day is taken very seriously. It really should be an official day of mourning, because today is really New Years Day, but alas! The modern fools destroyed the old calendar!

You think I'm joking?

Read this.

Today is New Years Day.

Anyone who believes it was on January 1st has been duped.

That does not mean you can't have fun. The official Roman New Year began with a series of celebrations called Hilaria in late March.

Which means that even though they don't know it (and may not like it), people are still celebrating the Roman New Year!

HAPPY NEW YEAR !