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January 09, 2004
Un-hip punishment for a very sore king!
Mixed results on this weird Friday (Online Testing Day at Classical Values) -- one of which is the punishment I was promised for cheating in a previous test. First, through Michael Demmons I found the "What Famous Leader Are You?" test. I turned out to be John F. Kennedy: But I'm not sure about that description. True, I enjoy taking risks, but liking power because it increases my sexual options? I hate power! And what sexual options are they talking about? Where are they? Obviously, more tests are in order.
King of SwordsWell now. They don't put that in the test! And here's another description of the card: The King of Swords is a stern individual with a prevailing sense of justice, honor and ethics. He is respected by others for his honesty and fairness, analytical abilities and intellect. This individual may be a judge or other authority figure who can be counted on to determine an impartial and fair judgement, refusing to let emotions affect punishment or reward, seeking to create balance in life.Not quite as comforting as images of Kennedy, Camelot, and Christopher Walken. I found this test through the indispensable Ghost of a flea, who is also the King of Swords. While normally I would find this coincidence amusing, there is that nagging punishment -- and I would not want to face punishment from a King of Swords personality. Ruthless is too mild a word. But hold on. My punishment awaits.
"Apocalypse Now" meet "Platoon"! (Hey, Kennedy did start the War in Vietnam, didn't he?)
This is serious slander though, and many bloggers would consider this the ultimate insult (just short of being linked to the one and only Robert Fisk!):
GOD! I AM SENTENCED TO BE A.... FAN?...... OF NOAM? CHOMSKY? Nicholas, do you have to be so cruel? Is there no way to make the punishment fit the crime? All I did was figure out how to get an "A" on one of your tests. Really! Was I so bad that I deserve the horrible fate of being called a fan of Noam Chomsky? It will take me a long time to get over this one.
(There's more where that came from!) UPDATE: Thanks to my blogfather for that marvelous Chomsky link. posted by Eric on 01.09.04 at 09:02 AM
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(And nobody deserves that Chomsky result...) Ghost of a flea · January 9, 2004 10:16 AM Thank you Nicholas. I am grateful that you decided to show pity. I'll work on the Tire Money..... Eric Scheie · January 9, 2004 12:03 PM Same result as you on tarot. No surprise there. Emaciated Ghandi on the leader quiz, for which I took all 47 questions. That surprised and displeased me. The test author(s) may not have seen Ghandi quite the same way as I do. No more time for quizzes now. How do you manage to find and take so many of these things?!? Alan Sullivan · January 9, 2004 10:20 PM I was Mother Teresa and Queen of Wands. Mother Teresa? Lovely woman, but...although I tried to answer honestly, I find it a bit of a stretch. And then Queen of Wands. Very Opposite. Friend of mine once said I am both Ursula and Gudrun, and I suppose we all have the possiblity to present sides of ourselves, but apparently I am at extremes, if not odds with myself! Thanks, fun! Bethie · January 9, 2004 11:01 PM Alan, My esteemed colleague and teacher Ghost of a flea helps greatly, because he finds more of them than anyone in the blogosphere. My obsessive-compulsive nature does the rest. Every Friday, rain or shine! Welcome Bethie, Union College is a great school! Eric Scheie · January 10, 2004 01:16 AM |
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