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December 12, 2003
Three time loser!
Well, now is the time for me to fess up and admit that I have failed as a King, as a Queen, and even at Christmas! But because today is Friday -- Online Testing Day at Classical Values -- I will not allow my own poor scores in these tests to prevent me from sharing the results with you. First, my, er, kingdomhood. I found this otherwise really excellent test from the Great Test Giver Himself, Ghost of a flea, and what really hurts is that he got the cool result! That's right, the Flea got to be Caligula! I'm stuck being Charles VI of France -- a madman most people have never heard of.
I though it was a shame the test did not display the narrative of this at least colorful loser, so I reworked the description, and made it more personal: "After illness I became a tad unstable. When a raving lunatic ran up to my entourage spouting an incoherent prophecy of doom, I was unsettled enough to slaughter four of my best men when a page dropped a lance. My hair and nails fell out. At a royal masquerade, I and my courtiers dressed as wild men, ending in tragedy when four of them accidentally caught fire and burned to death. I was saved by the timely intervention of the Duchess of Berry's underskirts.Hey, who said life was easy?
It turns out that I fail as a homo, because I am too emo to be homo!
(Via my favorite stalker, Ray.)
I guess it's consistent with the emo personality to have Christmas "issues" -- so I shouldn't have been surprised by the results of "What Christmas Carol are you?"
(Via Stranger in a Strange Land, who probably knows more about Christmas than most of the blogosphere, and hopefully won't hold my poor score against me! Humbug!) posted by Eric on 12.12.03 at 08:36 AM
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That's OK -- I actually hate most of Christmas too. Not the Advent/Jesus/Incarnation part, but the whole fake happy buy-buy-buy materialist flashy part. I was called a Grinch by my dorm-mates actually for refusing to like that movie Elf with Will Ferrel. I just don't like Santa Claus all that much. Though the part where Will Ferrel made the children cry by ripping off the mall Santa's fake beard and telling him "You sit on a throne of lies!" -- that made me laugh, it did. Tim · December 14, 2003 04:17 PM |
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Historical Lunatic: Caligula
Queer?: I got the "emo", too. Actually, on most of those questions, none of those answers applied to me. All I know is that, if I were a man's man, I'd rather be the buggerer than the buggeree.
Christmas Carol was the most interesting. Even though I sound like Mr. 666 himself when it comes to Christian morality, I chose the most Christian answers to this quiz for one single reason: When Christmas-time comes around, Jesus has all the good songs. The ones about winter, snow, the Snowman, Santa, his reindeer, etc., never sound as good to my ears as the hymns about the baby Jesus, the Christ Child, the Savior, the Virgin Mother, the Magi, the star of Bethlehem, the angels, etc..