Hey honey. It's Phelps. I don't mean to sound like a cynical troll right now, but I think you just saw a few minutes of your time pass away in writing that entry.

Rev. Fred Phelps is my PERSONAL Savior. I want to marry him.

Too many marriages, Steven; are you advocating bigot bigamy? Where would you go on your honeymoon?

Phelps, heh, at least I am not using your church's resources or taxpayers' money when I waste valuable minutes of my life.

That's where Santorum said getting the police out of our bedrooms will lead. I wanna marry him, too. And his dog.

Every time I see coverage of the Rev. Fred and his signature picket sign, I keep thinking it should read, "God Hates Fags; but not nearly as much as I do."