I am deeply, deeply honored.

I have been blogging for less than six months, and I now find that I have been shut down by none other than Al Qaeda! I saw that I was down (along with all the HostMatters blogs last night) but had no idea what had happened. This Al Qaeda story appears to be true, and it has been confirmed here.

I don't deserve the honor, so I'll just have to redouble my efforts. It is my hope that Al Qaeda and their stinking Saudi butthole buddies may yet come to appreciate me!

Let's start with gay marriage. As usual, another Islamic double standard. The Islamofascists officially abhor homosexuality and condemn gay marriage. (You might have to reload their squalid page, but it's worth it for a good retch.)

The reality, however, is another matter:

After careful consideration, it was decided that no caption was necessary (via this link).

UPDATE: OK, OK. I know you're all demanding a caption.

"Tie between Osama and Saddam closer than previously believed."