Blogger's Itch

Agenda Bender, a true genius of the Blogosphere (not just me talking; he was described by Colby Cosh as "one of about five or six hitherto undiscovered genuine American geniuses that have been unearthed by the emergence of blogotopia"), posts this from his vacation site, where he is forced to use a wood-burning PC:

I am otherwise covered in mosquito bites and can attest to the luxurious truth that the scratched-itch region of the brain lies in sacred proximity to orgasm central.

Luxurious truths! I love it. And I barely scratched the surface.

If you're itching for more, you'd better read the world's most dangerously wicked social satirist, Agenda Bender.