January 15, 2007
My leetle fren' has more fun than Hugo and Mahmoud!
"Say 'ello to my leetle fren'"
I would have loved to have made that the title for this post, except I saw it in Pajamas Media and didn't want to plagiarize Fausta, nor do I want to imply any moral equivalency between Coco's normal and wholesome love life and the disgusting displays of affection between Hugo Chavez and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
But maybe I'm wrong in using the word "disgusting." Perhaps I shouldn't be so judgmental. Aren't displays of affection, after all, matters of personal taste?
Let's take this as an example:
Anyway, Coco and her little fren' were getting very frenly this morning:
While I hate to read politics into these things, Coco was the consummate diplomat today, as she was dealing with a dog who couldn't possible engage in the sort of rambunctious roughhousing she engaged in yesterday with another suitor.
I'd never tell Tristan, as I wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, but because I don't think he reads this blog, I think I can safely share the full story of Coco's two-timing extravaganza with the readers. Last September, Coco befriended a huge puppy named "Trey," who kept growing, and whose owners kept in touch with me.
This was how Trey looked in September when I photographed him and Coco dancing cheek to cheek:
Coco and Trey ran so fast I had to use the camera's athletic event setting to catch them:
But I want to be fair. So if anyone can show me a picture of Hugo lying in the mud like that with Mahmoud standing over him, I will immediately issue a retraction.
(And an apology.)
MORE: Any filthy minded readers who think the picture of Hugo and Mahmoud is a graphic depiction of GAY PORN, please think again! This is a clean blog! We do not tolerate GAY PORN here. The dogs pictured above are not having sex, so there is no sex with animals! Since the dog pictures above aren't even straight porn, how could there be GAY PORN?
You Google visitors who want GAY PORN or other hot action, you've come to the wrong place. We do not traffic in the stuff here.
Anyone who is irritated at me for failing to provide graphic pictures of GAY PORN, I suggest taking it up with Hugo and Mahmoud!
(Clean idea courtesy of M. Simon.)
UPDATE (01/16/07): It's probably worth reminding readers that this post could earn me prison time in Venezuela:
Ten days ago Chavez handed Izarra a still-bigger stick: a new penal code that criminalizes virtually any expression to which the government objects -- not only in public but also in private.No legal process? Gee. Maybe I should cancel my travel plans to Caracas.
posted by Eric on 01.15.07 at 03:45 PM
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