After what Coco did today, I'm beginning to think she's becoming a Republican tyrant like the mean-spirited thugs who trample on the rights of all peace-loving Americans.

My carefully carved Halloween pumpkin had been sitting atop an old milk can, when suddenly, without any warning at all, Coco jumped up and put her front paws on it, which of course destabilized and wiggled the milk can, making the pumpkin come crashing down.

All the king's horses and all the president's men couldn't put my pumpkin together again!

Here's Coco, contemplating the damage:

And here she is, pretending to be ashamed of the pain she has caused.

Isn't that a typical Republican pose?

No wonder Republicans get ostracized by their families!