September 24, 2006
Dogs these days are growing up too fast!
Coco has been watching too much television. (Hell, for all I know she's been watching too many videos like these.) I suspect that she may have internalized some of the tabloid trash they put on TV, and I thought it would be nice to get take her on a nice trip to a wholesome, family-oriented event.
A dog show seemed like just the ticket. You know, promoting canine family values and all.
The show was for pit bulls only, and here's the only picture I have showing Coco in the judging ring (she's on the far right in the distance, looking directly at the camera while her clueless master looks at the judge):
Here's a picture of the winning dog of the show:
But for Coco, the main event proved to be interaction with the opposite sex. A very precocious five month old puppy named "Trey" took a shine to her, and Coco more than reciprocated. (Like I say, it's the tabloid TV.)
Their initial meeting consisted of the usual doggy sniffing and tail-wagging:
As Coco and the pup at last succumbed to the culture of canine carnal corruption, they began a shameful dance, which I am presenting not to shock my readers, but only to demonstrate their similarity in size:
They say the parents are to blame in cases like this, but I disagree.
I blame television!
posted by Eric on 09.24.06 at 04:18 PM
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