Gone fishing!

Yeah, I'm taking a week off. A vacation is long overdue, and not only do I think I deserve a break, I think I need one, which is not exactly the same thing. But it's nice to have such a convergence.

I might be able to check in from time to time, but I can't promise anything, other than I will return next Saturday.

Hey, wait a second! Did I just say I was going fishing?

Look how dangerous that can be:

An angler was almost killed when a giant bill fish leapt from the sea, speared his chest and knocked him off his boat in a freak accident at the weekend.

Ian Card, from Somerset, was impaled by the blue marlin and forced overboard during an international sports fishing tournament on Saturday morning.

His father Alan, skipper of the commercial fishing vessel Challenger, watched as the struggling creature – estimated to weigh about 800lb and measuring 14ft in length – flew through the air and struck the 32-year-old, who was acting as mate, just below his collarbone with its sword-like bill.

"The fish was airborne going across the full width of the boat and my son was standing up about eight feet from the stern," said Mr. Card. "It impaled him with its bill, a bill of about two-and-a-half or three feet long. All in one motion the fish flew across the cockpit and took him out of the boat. He landed about 15ft away. The fish was on top of him. He was underwater and he had his arms wrapped round the fish and the fish was pushing him under.

"I lost sight of him for a few seconds. As a father looking at a son that's just been impaled it's quite an experience. That's a sight I'll never forget. I knew there was no good going to come out of it."
He said his son emerged alone surrounded by a pool of blood some 50ft behind the boat. "He put his hand up to his chest and his fingers disappeared," said Mr. Card, 58. "He had a wound in his chest about as big as your fist."

Family friend Dennis Benevides helped Mr. Card pull his still-conscious 260lb son onto the boat. Meanwhile, angler Leslie Spanswick's line remained attached to the game fish.

"Once we got Ian up, I cut the fish loose," said Mr. Card. "My main concern was not the tournament." He said Mr. Benevides wrapped a towel around the wound while he radioed to base to ensure paramedics were waiting at Robinson's Marina for the boat.

It got to shore some 40 minutes later from the accident spot about 15 miles south of Gibbs Hill Lighthouse, Southampton.

Ian was rushed to King Edward VII Memorial Hospital and operated on that afternoon by Dr. Christian Wilmsmeier. The surgeon said last night that if the bill had pierced him a few centimetres to the left or right it would have severed a major vessel in his neck and could have killed him.

"He was very lucky," said the doctor, who arrived on the Island from Bielefeld, Germany, less than three weeks ago. "It was a very serious injury. I was very surprised that a fish can make such an injury. In my home town in Germany it's far away from the sea and normally I do not operate on such injuries. I was impressed by the dangerousness of such a fish."

He said the main aim of the operation was to clean the wound out because of the high risk of infection. Ian was in a stable condition at the hospital last night.

My theory is that the marlin probably heard some environmentalist say "spear fisherman," and took it too literally.

How nice it would be if I could take things in a more figurative manner! (Literally, of course.)

While I'm fishing, perhaps some of the co-bloggers will take up some of the slack in the line . . . The idea being to keep readers hooked, while I'm off.

(Off the hook, of course . . .)

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Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll be able to catch up with the "morays" of a different school.

posted by Eric on 08.12.06 at 09:00 AM





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Have a great time, man!

Harkonnendog   ·  August 12, 2006 10:06 PM

You deserve it. Enjoy yourself!

Jon Thompson   ·  August 13, 2006 03:25 AM

Make it a permanent vacation, will ya? This blog is just a hero-worshipping echo chamber. Glenn Reynolds is your assignment editor. Pathetic.

RayButler   ·  August 13, 2006 08:53 AM

What's pathetic is your devotion to a blog you purport to hate. You can change your name, but you're still the same obsessed loser.

Dennis   ·  August 13, 2006 10:06 AM

"Make it a permanent vacation, will ya? This blog is just a hero-worshipping echo chamber. Glenn Reynolds is your assignment editor. Pathetic."

I wish Glenn Reynolds was my assignment editor. Seriously.

Anyway, wtf are you talking about? Not true, etc. Ask yourself, who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him, or the fool who castigates someone who is not a fool who is not following another who is not a fool.

And I will ask myself, who is more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him, or the fool who castigates someone who is not a fool who is not following another who is not a fool, or the fool who who castigates the fool who castigates someone who is not a fool who is not following another who is not a fool.

Ponder these questions. Grow wise.

Harkonnendog   ·  August 14, 2006 06:07 PM


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