While there's no proof that this blog is funded by the tobacco lobby, I did find an online test which has revealed the true identity of my inner drink:

You Are Coke

A true original and classic, you represent the best of everything you can offer. Just the right amount of sweet, just the right amount of energy... you're the life of the party. Your best soda match: Mountain Dew Stay away from:Dr Pepper

Well, something has to go with the faux cigarette-smoking routine I outlined earlier. So why not accessorize?

(Via Kimdergarten.)