Happy birthday, Coco! Hope you didn't get rendered too badly.

She probably would have preferred the taste of the ankle biter on the package to the food inside...

Better to render than to be rendered! (Although Coco's rendering is sometimes affected by redaction.)

Actually, Coco's best friend is a tiny male Shih-Tzu named Tristan, who loves to mount her.

What would you call a cross between a Pit Bull and a Shih-Tzu?

(Fortunately, I don't have to worry, as Tristan lacks the equipment.)

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Coco!
Happy Birthday to you!

A Bull Shih-ter?

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