I don't think government should be asking people their race, their religion, their sexual orientation, or their Left-Right self-location. And probably not their blood type either..

As to my sexual orientation, I absolutely refuse to be called "straight", I'm exactly the opposite. If I were straight, I'd be a man's man. The Encircling vs. the Linear. The Eternal Polarity....

I also find it difficult to classify myself as heterosexual, as I have less in common with a heterosexual (androsexual) woman than with a homosexual (gynosexual) woman. I'm gynosexual. I know, I know, I'm on the Sinuous Path of Sin that leads to the Encircling Captivity.

There is also the dimension of promiscuous vs. monogamous, and also that of sadist vs. masochist or dominating/captivating vs. captive.

As I've often remarked, 'twould be extremely interesting to find out whether 'tis true that, as is often observed, women of the Right are sexier than women of the Left. I've seen sexy women on both sides of such a 1-dimensional spectrum. I get the definite impression that blondes tend to be on the Right while the Left has more brunettes. I wonder how pulchritude would correlate with positions on a 2-dimensional or a 3-dimensional spectrum. I'd love to do a study to find out. Using Murray S. Davis's spectrum: I'd love to be for us Gnostics what Alfred Kinsey was for the Naturalists and Judith Reisman* is for the Jehovanists.

(*I love that sexy Jewish name even though I oppose what she advocates.)

Holy Dawn is the captive Goddess of her holy Negro wife Norma. Wicked Wanda now has 69 women.

But -- uh, oh! -- Wanda may have met more than her match in evil genius: Corona (Mrs. General Oliver Willmoore Kendall)....

Jesus, Steven. What've you been smoking?

And can you spare an ounce?

Salvador Dali said, "I do not take drugs. I am drugs."

I am very proud that Steven keeps me similarly supplied.

Dear Eric:

Thank you!

No, I don't take dope.

Once there was a man
And the man had a son.
But the son had a fit!
The man had a fit when he saw his son's fit.

That fit isn't fit for anything fit,
Said the father to the son.
Don't take dope,
Said the father to the son,
No hope with dope.
It isn't square.
It will lead to long hair.

The son had a fit when the father took away his fit.
The father and the son had a fight over the fit.
The son killed his father.

That fit isn't fit for anything fit,
Said the father to the son.
Don't take dope,
Said the father to the son.
No hope with dope.
It isn't square.
It will lead to long hair....

....and the electric chair.

Oh, for your stats, SMA—

Brunette. On the right. :)

B. Durbin:

Good! Thank you!

"Do you think of yourself as heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or something else?"

Seems like the sensible answer ought to be "Yes."

This is all very hip and trans-label, but it's bullshit. I'm gay. Simple. Women do nada for me. Men make me breathless. Doesn't mean we cant all be friends --some of my best friends are straight-- but lets not get all gooey about this.

I'm female but I must be gay because I loving having sex with men.

That's exactly what Mrs. Bricker said! "I'm gay, too. I love men -- and I'm happy!" Therefore, she is obviously straight, attracted to the linear angularity of the male.

A man such as myself or a woman (Sapphist) who is drawn instead to the encircling curvaceousness of the female must be sinuous instead. Hmmm....

as long as you're collecting info, Steven

I'm a brunette.

Mom of 4 daughters, all varying degrees of non-leftists... 1 brunette 3 blondes

Darleen:

Thank you!

I'm not sure I'm worthy of this grand task. I said we need a Kinsey for Gnostics, but that would have to be a beautiful woman like Darleen, not a schlub like me. Also, we need a gynosexual woman to write "Leabianism: The Unknown Ideal". "The Virtue of Sexiness", too.

Lesbianism