I hate lawyers for making me stay on this planet!

Moments after writing the last post about San Francisco's political rejection of a historic U.S.S. Iowa, my attention was drawn to Glenn's link about the feasibility of constructing a space elevator. Technologically, it's a solid, practical idea, but my concern is that it might be more politically impractical than it initially seems. Bradley Karl Edwards recognizes that building such a thing -- a giant cable, literally piercing the heavens -- will carry political costs:

Costs associated with legal, regulatory, and political aspects could easily add another $4 billion, but these expenses are much harder to estimate.
Here on the East Coast, politics prevents building or widening roads. When environmentalists team up with wealthy NIMBYs, the most simple things simply don't happen.

Pennsylvania's Blue Route is a good example. It took nearly forty years of legal wrangling to build it, and that took place mostly before the rise of environmentalism.

I can only imagine the outcry over a giant cable. Assorted Luddites, socialists, religious nuts, greenie weenies, anti-globalists, a public fearful of terrorist threats, and a whole bunch of people who like to cite "all the problems we have on earth" as a reason not to do things space related -- all of these will coalesce. A dramatic thing like a cable to heaven would be seen as a symbol of All That Is Wrong With Man. Symbols drive emotion and ignorance, which in turn drive politics.

I have serious doubts as to whether this could ever happen, and if it proved politically impossible, I'd blame lawyers more than any single group.

My admitted hatred of lawyers is probably a form of self hatred -- something probably confirmable after a few years of analysis.... The odd thing is I don't hate lawyers as individuals; I only hate what they do as a group. (I could say the same thing about the tyranny of rule by emotion, I guess. Too many lawyers seem to use human emotion as economic fuel.)

posted by Eric on 08.21.05 at 11:11 AM





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Good thing we didn't have lawyers in the days of Prometheus. For giving us the gift of fire, he would have been subjected to a class action suit on behalf of people claiming to have burnt their fingers.

Van Helsing   ·  August 21, 2005 01:32 PM

Funny, you don't write like a lawyer, I can read what you write. No "the party of the first part as defined in section C", "the party of the thirteenth part as defined in clause 6 of paragraph Q", etc., etc.. That Supreme Court ruling upholding that McCain-Feingold Act was longer than Atlas Shrugged, so I hear! You could write that way if you wanted to, but I'm sure glad you choose not to. Uh,oh!, I hope I didn't give you any ideas!

A lawyer who hates other lawyers. I shouldn't be suprised. Philosophers hate other philosophers. Schopenhauer hated Hegel. Nietzsche and Rand hated Kant.

That space elevator.... I'm sure that some fundamentalist Christian will see it as a new Tower of Babel, and he may well be right. An Objectivist will then write a ringing editorial on the evil of the mystic anti-man philosophy, and he, too, will be right. I'll side with the Objectivist, which puts me on the side of Lucifer and Nimrod and Semiramis. HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL EVIL....!!!!

That space elevator.... It always makes me think of Dawn's elevator skyscrapers. The total passion for the total height.... The Ego in the Infinite.... High.... The style....



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