A new protected category for bloggers?

As I was painfully laboring over stuff I've written in the past about whether the First Amendment is influenced by such things as importance or monetary value, I remembered an always important, always valuable consideration, which is now emerging as a major factor in blogging:

Sex appeal!

That's right; according to a headline in the June 27 Philadelphia Metro,

Bloggers are the new sexy

The pdf is slow as hell (and the story is on page 13), so here's a sexy screenshot, uploaded with lots of love!

Newsexy.JPG

If bloggers are in fact sexy, then it follows that because all sex is political (and therefore politically protected), bloggers' new status as sex symbols must make them politically inviolate.

Even the FEC can't maintain that McCain-Feingold was intended to regulate the sexy.

Not with a straight face.

posted by Eric on 07.01.05 at 09:54 AM





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Promise me that you won't pose for PlayBlogger's centerfold.

John   ·  July 1, 2005 11:47 AM

Time to freak out, because the sky just fell.

urthshu   ·  July 1, 2005 12:12 PM

You look much better than that guy, much more like a man.

Nothing is ever the new anything else.

triticale   ·  July 2, 2005 12:52 AM


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