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June 02, 2005
Coincidence? Hardly!
Forty nine years ago, in the very heart of the former Confederacy, a squalling but healthy infant entered this world. (As we will see, it was an important day in history, too!) His proud mother looked much like this at the time, and his father, a Navy man, was proud to have another boy. What neither of them knew at the time was that this seemingly helpless infant was destined for great things. Things I am not permitted to discuss. Ever. Which means that I will have to discuss with what I hate most: real issues. In this case, the real issues of June 2, 1956. It was a good day for television. No seriously. Look at what was on: And that's just television. In those days, more things actually happened in real life than on television. The following are actual headlines (from June 2, 1956) culled from New York Times archives. Obviously, a lot more happened in the world that day, but I'm trying to focus only important things. Here they are -- the real issues of the world on the day Justin was born! (I'll add a few comments as I see fit.) Considering it was Justin's birthday, couldn't the Times have at least featured a stork? I'll offer this one as a belated correction: Considering all the things that happened on the day you were born, I question the timing. posted by Eric on 06.02.05 at 04:58 PM
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While rumors of Justin's birth may be exaggerated, if I had to buy him a gift, well, here's a list of books I know he'd love to read. Eric Scheie · June 3, 2005 11:09 AM Mr. Case, I hope you had a lovely birthday yesterday. And many happy returns. SMA's top secret lesbian admirer · June 3, 2005 07:06 PM Thanks to all for the birthday wishes. Eric, instead of that flappywinged bird with a bindle in its beak, why didn't you use a bust of Zeno, or Epictetus, or even Seneca? Classical Values, right? That way, I could say the stoic brought me. J. Case · June 6, 2005 01:55 AM I threw in everything but the kitchen cynic! Eric Scheie · June 6, 2005 05:04 PM |
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