Boycott the hard core athletic agenda!

Startling new developments in etymology from Charles G. Hill:

"Boycotts," some girl once said, "are etymologically sexist."
Anyhow, Charles is sick of boycotts, in particular those organized by the AFA:
they will boycott anyone at any level for anything they don't like. Certainly they have a right to do so, but I'm getting to the point where I'd actually support things they can't stand, just because they can't stand them.
I've always thought that if clever leftists could perform well-timed surgical strikes by direct-mailing the ranks of the Recently Irritated by Hysterical Mailings, they could make a small fortune from people who'd been pissed off. (Arrange to have Fred Phelps' mailers sent out to wobbling libertarians and centrist Republicans or something, then hit 'em with something from the other side!)

What's often forgotten by groups like the AFA is that just because your ordinary American isn't gay, that does not mean he automatically hates homos! For Charles, the AFA's targeting of Kraft Foods for the offense of "providing some sponsorship money for the seventh Gay Games, to be held in Chicago in 2006" fell flat.

"Pass the Cheez Whiz." concludes Charles.

It took a little bit of researching for me to learn precisely what the problem was with the Gay Games (which I never thought of as bastion of radical gay activism). But I learned that it has something to do with public displays of (gasp!) corporate logos:

By allowing their corporate logos to be used to promote the "Gay Games," Kraft, Harris Bank and other sponsoring companies are celebrating wrong and destructive behaviors, and showing their disdain for the majority of Americans who favor traditional morality and marriage.
I checked out the website pretty carefully, and unless I am very mistaken it appears that the "behaviors" the Gay Games are celebrating consist of -- believe it or not -- various sporting events. I couldn't find same sex marriage advocacy, and I was at a loss to find any condemnation of traditional morality.

Where, then, is the evidence that the corporations are "celebrating wrong and destructive behaviors"? Obviously, the AFA thinks homosexuals are wrong and self destructive. While I know there are plenty of people who agree with them, I don't think that hysterical condemnation of homosexuals who engage in healthy athletic activities is the best way to raise funds.

Aren't there still events devoted to things like S&M and piercing?

posted by Eric on 06.01.05 at 11:02 PM





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Usually I am on the receiving end of those appeals predicting they are going take away my SUV, gun(s) or put a lesbian/gay in my kitchen, etc. I must have missed Boycotting Cheez Whiz! How un-Redneck-American can you get?

bryan   ·  June 2, 2005 12:52 AM

I, for one, stand ready to vote for any politician who will promise to put a lesbian (or two) in my kitchen....

Dean Esmay   ·  June 2, 2005 03:30 AM

Dean-

Goodness, why?

Everyone knows lesbians can't cook!

Clint   ·  June 2, 2005 06:28 AM

"Boycott" is "etymologically sexist" only to those who don't know etymology or history. Anyway, I agree with Dean. Lesbians can cook me up any time they want. Wanda is a very good cook. "Hard core athletic agenda" reminds me of Dawn.



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