Asshole or not, I plan to reap a_head!

There have been too many missed Online Test Days here at Classical Values! (Regular readers will know it's a year-long Friday tradition.) I was on vacation last week, but for a few weeks it seemed the tests had almost dried up.

Well, I am happy to report that I found some good ones today, enough to quench my thirst for things morbid and generally unwholesome!

Mmmm-Mmmm-Bad!

The first test -- What kind of Goth would you be? -- comes from my old buddy Nick, best known as Ghost of a flea.

I'm a tongue-in-cheek Goth (which makes a lot of sense, because I was already middle aged when I presented Berkeley's first Goth nightclub!).


You're a Deathrocker/Goth-Punk! You're into old
school gloom-n-doom ghoul punk music, ripped up
tight clothing, and big hair cut into unnatural
designs. You recognize the cheesiness in Goth,
and play with it to your benefit.


What kind of Goth would you be?
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Nick's result is not the same as mine, but it's positively riveting!

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In a related vein, I found another test -- "Which Dead Like Me Grim Reaper Are You?" -- which yielded even more pleasant results.

Take the quiz: "Which Dead Like Me Grim Reaper Are You (now w/ photos)?"

Rube
The leader of The Grim Reapers. The man who gets the list from the higher-ups. The man who knows more than he lets on. The man who writes the Post-It notes. You are honest, you blend-in well, and you know when to let things go. What would the other reapers do without you?

Via Abraca Pocus, who's also Rube, but who wanted to be George. (We both scored a perfect 4 out of 4.)


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Well, nobody's perfect, and the next test shows that I'm rather lacking in the asshole/bitchiness department!

I AM 30% ASSHOLE/BITCH!
30% ASSHOLE/BITCH
I may think I am an asshole or a bitch, but the truth is I am a good person at heart. Yeah sure, I can have a mean streak in me, but most of the people I meet like me.

Via Raging Kraut, who, at 81% asshole, certainly lives up to his name. Maybe I should take a few lessons from him, because my results are disappointing!

(Oh well, maybe tomorrow I'll do some reaping, and make up for it.....)

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Hey, if I'm not a bitch can I at least be a Bastard?

Perhaps I suffer from a need to compensate for my failing score on the asshole/bitchiness test, but I'm glad to report that I found my true weapon in a test called "What sword would you use?"

Bastard Sword
Bastard Sword, although used by many europeans in
medievil times this sword was more of a
collecters sword and was less used for fighting
and more used for looking at, and would only be
used by great warriors or lords/kings. (Please
Vote)


What sword would you use (info and pics on swords as well)
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From Persnickety at Ordinary Galoot, who's the smart and deadly Flamberge.

But remember, folks, the sword don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!

Don't let 'em turn yours into a ploughshare!

posted by Eric on 08.27.04 at 04:41 PM










Comments

I was a little concerned about the lack of quizzes here in the last little bit. :)

Rue   ·  August 27, 2004 6:17 PM

Those who beat their swords into ploughshares plow for those who don't.

triticale   ·  August 27, 2004 10:43 PM

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