August 27, 2004
Asshole or not, I plan to reap a_head!
There have been too many missed Online Test Days here at Classical Values! (Regular readers will know it's a year-long Friday tradition.) I was on vacation last week, but for a few weeks it seemed the tests had almost dried up.
Well, I am happy to report that I found some good ones today, enough to quench my thirst for things morbid and generally unwholesome!
The first test -- What kind of Goth would you be? -- comes from my old buddy Nick, best known as Ghost of a flea.
I'm a tongue-in-cheek Goth (which makes a lot of sense, because I was already middle aged when I presented Berkeley's first Goth nightclub!).
Nick's result is not the same as mine, but it's positively riveting!
Take the quiz: "Which Dead Like Me Grim Reaper Are You (now w/ photos)?"
Via Abraca Pocus, who's also Rube, but who wanted to be George. (We both scored a perfect 4 out of 4.)
Well, nobody's perfect, and the next test shows that I'm rather lacking in the asshole/bitchiness department!
Via Raging Kraut, who, at 81% asshole, certainly lives up to his name. Maybe I should take a few lessons from him, because my results are disappointing!
(Oh well, maybe tomorrow I'll do some reaping, and make up for it.....)
Hey, if I'm not a bitch can I at least be a Bastard?
Perhaps I suffer from a need to compensate for my failing score on the asshole/bitchiness test, but I'm glad to report that I found my true weapon in a test called "What sword would you use?"
But remember, folks, the sword don't mean a thing if you ain't got that swing!
Don't let 'em turn yours into a ploughshare!
posted by Eric on 08.27.04 at 04:41 PM
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