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August 25, 2004
Another analogy that just won't float!
John Kerry loves boat analogies. Class war. And other swift thinking..... First, there was his memorable acceptance speech at the DNC, in which he said that "we are all in the same boat." And just yesterday, at Philadelphia's Franklin Institute, he gave the boat a name: The Titanic! YOU WOULD think by now that John Kerry would be sick of talking about boats.Class war analogies are one thing. But I'm fascinated by Kerry's statement that "the wealthy folks squeez[ed] the middle class out of the boat." Out of what boat? The Titanic? Whether the statistics bear out his statement depends on the definition of middle class and wealthy. There were three classes: First Class, Second Class and Steerage (Third Class). Here are the total numbers: With the above in mind, (which shows that the First Class were outnumbered by the other classes by more than two to one) how does Senator Kerry differentiate between "wealthy" and "middle class"? I thought a look at the Titanic's actual ticket prices might be helpful: Cost of a ticket (one way)Considering that some Second Class passengers were paying more than some First Class passengers, it's tough to state definitively that the First and Second Class categories mark an absolute delineation between the "wealthy" and the "middle class." (For that matter, what would have stopped budget-minded middle class passengers -- or even wealthy "slummers" -- from buying Third Class tickets?) Factor that into the passenger numbers of 735 and 674 respectively, and the the claim that the wealthy were crowding out the middle class just doesn't hold water. (Forgive the expression!) So I'm puzzled again. Perhaps Senator Kerry was talking about the wealthy crowding the middle class out of the Titanic's lifeboats. The problem is, there's not much evidence to support that thesis either. There is, however, ample evidence that women crowded out the men: First of all, if you were a man, you were outta luck. The overall survival rate for men was 20%. For women, it was 74%, and for children, 52%. Yes, it was indeed "women and children first."Considering Kerry's attempt to court women voters, I am not sure that slamming the Titanic's survivors with class war rhetoric about who "squeezed out" whom is a wise move. And why would third class men be more likely to survive than second class men, anyway? If there was a class war on the Titanic, it's obvious who won it. Wealth took a back seat to other considerations. Sorry, but I'm left with a sinking feeling that maybe the Titanic is Kerry's boat after all.... UPDATE (08-26-04): I often feel like taking a break from all this, and now, via InstaPundit, I found a hell of a good post by Varifrank -- who has an even better idea: just stop blogging about Kerry! I didn't start the blog so I could dig up the obvious on John Kerry. Frankly, its just too easy.Read the rest. It's unbelievable. Once again the cynic in me wonders what made Kerry happen. The Democrats could have done much better. Why didn't they? posted by Eric on 08.25.04 at 10:04 AM
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I can't think of anything to add to your puns right now, but, whatever else either of them did, Bush did serve his country better in the Viet Nam War for one single, overriding reason: He didn't come home and then side with his country's enemies and smear his fellow soldiers who were still risking their lives. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete · August 25, 2004 12:59 PM |
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Clever post, but you forgot to call Kerry out on the virulent negativity and smears of the night. I didn't think there was anything more objectionable than the site of a shirtless Ed Rendell in a swimming pool (something Philadelphians have been subjected to in the past), but then I heard that obnoxiously raspy voice shouting to the faithful, asking who served his country better during the Vietnam years, Bush or Kerry?
Now add the fact that everytime I see him I think of that thick mat of hair on his back, and then I realize he's the governor, and you can imagine how disturbing the moment was.