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July 24, 2004
Leeches beware! My inner cone is guarded by Solid Snake!
Yesterday was Friday, which means I'm overdue for online tests! Thank the gods for my esteemed colleague Ghost of a flea, for the online test pickins are slim indeed these days. The very resourceful Flea supplied two of them, and while surprisingly, both our results differ, I am much indebted. The first test is morbid enough for my fancy: "What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?" My destiny is to be sucked dry by leeches.
(The Flea, however, is to die from swallowing tacks, a much braver and more dignified destiny....) _______________________________________ The problem is, the leeches will have a hard time sucking me dry, because numerous other tests revealed that I am a vampire. (Which probably explains why I'm not threatened by these results.) Besides, if, as the next test shows, I'm Solid Snake, I have some pretty nice weaponry..... Nick, by the way, got to be Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.
Still, I guess it's a good idea to discover what they're all after. Obviously, they seek my inner ice cream cone! Mine is chocolate. So there!
Find out at Go Quiz Via the charmingly Neopolitan Miss O'Hara.
....[T]he leeches or Hirudinea are hermaphrodite. This means they possess both male and female reproductive organs, normally several pairs of testes and one pair of ovaries which share a single genital opening, and during copulation both parties give and receive sperm. The exception to this rule is the Gnathobdellids which are often protandrous meaning the are reproductively male first and then female later because the male reproductive organs develop first.Hmmmmmm...... Is this what I'm getting into? posted by Eric on 07.24.04 at 05:17 PM |
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Now I fear to take the ice cream test lest it tell me I am anything but chocolate ice cream. Because I am obviously chocolate ice cream. Unless it is iced cream due to my Montgomery Burns problem. Or possibly pistachio. Or chunky monkey.