Last night, VARIUS CRISPINUS alerted me to a fascinating new poll which was featured right on the front page of a newspaper called El Hispano. At first I didn't get it, but he told me to study the numbers carefully. Finally, the realization set in.

There are more Hispanic voters than we thought!

Take a look:

The above numbers are unassailable proof that Hispanic voters are indeed a force to be reckoned with. That more Hispanic voters say they're voting for Kerry than for Bush is only part of the story; the real shocker is the power of the total numbers.

This is clear evidence that Hispanics outnumber even themselves!

How many groups can make that claim?

UPDATE: Reading through El Hispano's interior pages shed some light on a possible reason why there are more voters than there are voters: an article by Domenico Maceri titled "Let Non-Citizens Vote." There's no available online link to El Hispano's text, but I found the same article here. Excerpt:

Allowing non-citizens to vote is viewed by some as the equivalent of living together without the commitment of marriage.