I know yesterday was Friday (which is normally online test day at Classical Values), and I didn't offer any tests. I have been too swamped to keep up with things.

And, to make matters worse, I am increasingly dissatisfied with the results of these tests!

I don't know who writes these tests, but I offer the results anyway.

You Are a Plain Ole Cup of Joe But don't think plain - instead think, uncomplicated You're a low maintenance kind of girl... who can hang with the guys Down to earth, easy going, and fun! Yup, that's you: the friend everyone invites. And your dependable too. Both for a laugh and a sympathetic ear. What Kind Of Coffee Are You? Take This Quiz :-) Find the Love of Your Life (and More Love Quizzes) at Your New Romance.

Via Marie at Ordinary Galoot. Marie got the same result, and it's the sanest of all my "strained" results today.

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I can relate to coffee, and I think that ties in with the results of the next test -- "Which American City Are You?"

Taking a clue from the esteemed Ghost of a flea, who retested himself and found his city had changed, I found that my city remains the same:

Take the quiz: "Which American City Are You?"

Seattle
Your dark exterior masks a caffeine driven activism. You'll take up a cause and you'll get ugly to advance it.

(No doubt this is because I have unfinished work in Seattle, defacing the Stalin Lenin statue or something.....)

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I should have stopped there, but no! There's more!

So now for the truly insulting results: "What Mythological Creature Are You?"

I'm, um, a fairy!

Faerie:
Faeries are sweet loving beings who love to help
people. They are not held back by reality and
love to dream and fly around. You probably are
very creative and although not the most popular
person in the world you are probably loved by
many for your sweet caring personality.


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Never thought of myself that way. Vampire yes; fairy no!

G-r-r-r-r-r-r.......
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Along a similar theme, I saved the worst for last. A test called "Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?" says I'm "Gay Bear!"

Gay Bear


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Sheesh!

Is this for real or what?

In my defense I should point out that I never watched the show or bought the products.