Psychotic but contented German poseur from Spain wants to be Bounty Captain!

What a strange group of tests today! (Friday is Online Test Day at Classical Values, so I have no choice but to bare my soul.)


First, I was told that I am not a nerd:



take the nerd test.
and go to mewing.net. a nerd utopia.


While that sounds normal enough, the next test showed that I am .....


A PSYCHO!


Psycho. You are overwhelmed by anger. You may even
hate the world and everything in it and you
believe revenge is the way of the world. An eye
for an eye.


How Emotional Are You?
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But rest assured, my dear readers, for I am a contented psycho!


HASH(0x887a070)
What's Your Outlook on Life?

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All three of the above quizzes I found at ALLANLINGZ (And WATCH OUT for the popups at that site!)




Still muttering incomprehensible gibberish as a result of such maddeningly inconsistent results, I thought that taking a test which I could not understand at all might be the best therapy.

So I found this test -- written entirely in German -- and I answered all the questions purely on the basis of which German words looked the most appealing emotionally!

Here are my results. I have no idea what they mean.


error
du bist ein ameise-typ


was fuer ein bloggertyp bist du ?
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Maybe someone out there can fill me in.....

Via Wuddels Blog.




Continuing the European theme, here's the "Country Quiz" -- and I happen to be Spain:




You're Spain!

You like rain on the plain, as well as interesting architecture and a diverse number of races and religions.  You like to explore a lot, but sailing, especially in large groups, never really seems to work out for you.  Beware of pirates and dictators bearing bombs.  And for heavens' sake, stop running around bulls!
 It's just not safe!

Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

(Via Sheila Astray's Redheaded Ramblings)




Finally, for some sanity and stability, I turned to the Greatest Test Giver in the Blogosphere, Ghost of a flea. Contrary to my usual pattern, I obtained different results from the Flea in both tests.

The first is "which Firefly character are you?" I'm the Captain -- but I don't know if it's a good idea to give entrust such a position to contented psychos who are not nerds and take tests in languages they don't speak!



"The Captain"


Which Firefly character are you?
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(And here's the Flea's link)




The best for last. "Which Typical Anti-Hero Are You?" also came from the Flea, who got a much cooler result. He gets to be a Vampire -- while I'm a bounty hunter!

You's a bounty hunter, bi-yatch!
Which Typical Anti-Hero Are You?

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Hey Nicholas, can I peek at your test answers when I'm taking these tests?

posted by Eric on 01.16.04 at 11:01 AM





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