If there's one thing I hate, it's when I think up a completely original idea and discover that some con artist has stolen it.

Over a year before I thought of it, too!

That hurts.

Plus, all he has one lousy post -- and an insulting one at that:

Hello. If you've come here by accident you must be extremely bored, or perverted. I'm not sure which is worse.

Harrumph!