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December 26, 2003
Cheating asshole with half baked cookie theories!
I almost forgot the Most Important Thing! It's Friday, and notwithstanding Christmas (which seemed to make the entire week disappear), or the fact that today is Boxing Day, it is still Online Testing Day at Classical Values, and the show must go on! As I'm sure many of you did, I pigged out something awful yesterday, so I think it is entirely appropriate that this first test -- "What Kind of Cookie Are You?" -- deals with food (and high calorie, fattening food at that). I'm a snickerdoodle, whether I like it or not:
(Via Ordinary Galoot.)
This came from Ghost of a flea -- a man who gives (and grades) more tests than anyone in the blogosphere. There is an honor system among bloggers, and so I had to turn myself in and tell Nicholas that I cheated in taking this test. My punishment has not been announced (yet) and I am hoping he will show mercy! (My cheating was entirely accidental, and therefore not my fault, and I believe I have demonstrated truly heartfelt contrition!) I won't say how I cheated, though -- because that would spoil the fun! Besides, this is supposed to be a learning process.... The type of cheating I did might even be allowed, but I'll give you a clue: you do not have to follow the directions!
Finally, the Flea featured another academically oriented test which boosted my self esteem to no end: "What kind of postmodernist are you!?" I am a Theory Slut:
Mine are far more complicated and long-winded! (And I'll do anything to get you to read them!) posted by Eric on 12.26.03 at 04:05 PM
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I am Not PostModern. O yeah, & I got an F- on the dexterity quiz. Still, I take comfort in the rich complexity of my cookieness! So, what is going to come after PostModern? P.P.Modern? Persnickety · December 27, 2003 07:48 AM |
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