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Today is Online Test Day at Classical Values, and this Friday you're getting two for one!

That's TWO POSTS, of TWO each, for a total of FOUR tests. (I happen to know this because of my background in mathematics, where I learned a complicated mathematical formula now taught only to the nation's elite: 2 + 2 = 4 !)

Ahem.

I never knew how sweet I was, but thanks to Analog Mouse, I now know:

You are glucose. People feed off of you. You are
sweet, caring, and a source of energy for
everyone around you. You can inspire others
with your creativity and depth, and you can
keep people alive when in times of famine.
People love you...or at least the way you
taste.


Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Not only that, but thanks to the following test from Suburban Blight, I disovered that I am the world's perfect girlfriend! (Hey, it isn't my fault that these tests keep telling me I'm a girl! Not that I could ever fool anyone; if I got a sex change, well, beholding me would be a very scary experience for the world, and I'd then officially have to become the world's ugliest lesbian!)

-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.


What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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(Funny, because no one thought of me as a Tomboy when I was growing up.)