More online tests. Why? Because it's still Friday (Online Testing Day at Classical Values), that's why! In two more hours I will turn into a pumpkin, and then it will be too late.

The first test comes from Ghost of a flea (a professor who actually gives tests as part of his job), and I wish someone would tell me how it is that I keep getting the same test results that he does, time after time! This time, the Flea and I both turned out to be Giles, of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer":

You are

Giles

By the way, the actor who plays Giles was once known as "the gentleman who falls in love with his beautiful neighbor over coffee in a series of 1990s Taster’s Choice TV commercials." I'll bet very few of my readers knew that -- and you'll never know when you might be asked!

Stephen Green featured the next test, "Which Author's Fiction are You?"

Anne Rice is writing your life. Go you goth girl,
go.


Which Author's Fiction are You?
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I can handle that -- I think. If someone is writing my fictional life, it might as well be Anne Rice.

(But "go you goth girl?" Should I be worried?)