Why would anyone buy this ridiculous item?

Give me a break!

UPDATE IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE: Like Don Watkins, I am a major fan of both Howard Stern and Frank J. This places me in a clear conflict of interest with regard to monkey references -- because for many years I thought that there was only one monkey boy. Then, of course, there are the classical monkey gods.

All monkey references at this blog should therefore be viewed with the utmost skepticism and confusion.

UPDATE: Just got an email pointing out that I neglected another monkey item at the same site. Monkeys. Can't live with 'em; can't live without 'em.