OK, I have had it with this dreadful trench warfare. I have tried gently to prod the two major principals to take their seats at the bargaining table, but I have not received a word. Well, Frank J. mentions me occasionally, but he obviously thinks I am one of those pointy-headed peaceŽniks who wouldn't know which end of the tube the round came out of.

Well, there is one thing I understand, and that is the power of PEACEŽ LINKS. I had previously proposed that everybody link to Frank J. for peaceŽ, and my various link schemes might have helped mollify him for a time. But I now see that the key to winning the peaceŽ is by massive peaceŽ link mobilization campaign. http://www.classicalvalues.com/archives/000044.html

After careful deliberation and consideration, I have decided that it is time to link all of the combatants on both sides. This means every single blogger who shows up either as a member of the Alliance or as a member of the Axis of Naughty.

EACH OF YOU GETS A LINK. A LINK OF LOVE, OF PEACEŽ, OF GENTLE HUMAN UNDERSTANDING! May peaceŽ fill your hearts and may we all work together to reach a joyous new level of human understanding.

PeaceŽ

Note: If I have not included your name, or if I have gotten anything wrong, let me know. It is my policy never to delink anyone -- even angry bigots who have offended me -- from this blog, so I am afraid that even if my peaceŽ links offend some of the more hard-hearted warriors out there, you are stuck with them anyway. (I am always open to public ridicule of course....)

And remember, like my blogfather, I am a notorious link whore. (Maybe even link slut.) Feel free to link back.