April 15, 2011
The most tasteless overanalysis I never had time to finish (because the Jews made me stop)
Reading that the woman who sent Rep. Peter King a pig's foot (apparently as some sort of protest) was a Muslim fascinated me.
So did an earlier incident in which she sent Georgia State Senator Greg Ball a "Curious George monkey with a label saying it was bound for Auschwitz"
Via Glenn Reynolds, who questioned the halalness of the pig's foot.
As I kept reading that Ms. Barnette was a blogger, I became even more curious than Curious George, so I just had to know what on earth she blogs about. According to her blogger.com profile, she has three blogs:
The first one contains no posts, and the second and third each have one. The third one is a one-post manifesto over 29,000 words long. She says she converted to Islam in Saudi Arabia, and has serious (and I mean obsessively serious) issues over what she claims is her former conversion to Judaism:
While surprisingly literate, her writing is so logically incomprehensible that only a schizophrenic soothsayer (or maybe a stoned Koran scholar) could make sense of it, and there is no way to know whether any of what she says is true, or for that matter whether she believes what she says. She calls President Bush's statement that Islam's teachings "are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah," "a lie against Allah," and explains why:
Why those clever diabolical Jews! They make it look as if they rejected the idea that Jesus was the son of God, when all along they were really creating the forgery that he was the son of the god of a religion that didn't even exist yet!
And even now, the sneaky Jews continue to deceive the Christians into thinking that they're going to trigger the Resurrection of the god they don't believe in!
Should I wonder how many of these ideas are her own? Are we supposed to attribute them merely to insanity? There are countless references to the Koran. Does that matter?
She goes on to cite "absolute proof" of her theory -- in the form of Gar-Gar trees:
The screed goes on and on about how the Jews "plan to prevail in the "Final Battle" by having America eliminate most of the enemy before the battle begins, and the use of the secret weapon, the Gar-Gar trees," and of course by promoting sodomy and abortion to ensure that Americans go to hell. Toward that goal, the "Jews use the government funded entity, ACLU as their front to get rich and condemn Americans to the Hell-fire."
Among many, many other things, the author says that Allah orders Bush to stop condemning the Holocaust, which was actually ordered by Allah out of retaliation for the Jews having deceived billions of Christians:
Jews are behind illegal immigration, 9/11, and nearly everything else, and ther false god continues to lure millions of Christians to eternal hell:
Jewish control over everything is of course supreme:
It just goes on and on and on. Without question, it is the longest and most obsessively anti-Semitic raving to which I have ever subjected myself.
I only hope that it is the original work of a lone loony tune and none of it reflects or is in accord with the thinking of people who might have supplied her with religious instruction, but I have no way to know.
Anyway, I am often accused of overanalysis, but if I tried to overanalyze this 29,034 word manifesto, I would be here for the rest of the month, and my taxes wouldn't get paid. Perhaps that would be part of the Jews' master plan. They are so sinister.
The following are going to Hell: President Hugo Chavez, Oprah Winfrey, Former President Jimmy Carter and Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton, and of course Barack Obama:
The only people she likes are Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs.
It hurts because I kind of like them too.
And in what I take most personally as an admitted Pantheistic Pagan-Christian/Christian-Pagan, her second chapter is devoted to denouncing Christianity as "The Religion of the Golden Calf." Again, it's way too long to analyze, but the message is that we have all been duped to Hell by the Jooooos!
Americans have to face the reality that they are the victims of the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on man since his creation, a hoax perpetrated on them by the Jews, along with the unwitting assistance of Americans. Americans are worshipping a Jewish slave as god, while their loved ones are dying in wars in the Middle East, wars instigated by the Jews to protect them and their deception from discovery, until they can trigger the "Final Battle", a battle America is unknowingly arming them for, a battle in which the Jews plan to kill all they can and enslave all survivors. The reality of this saga is so surreal, that it possesses all the elements and horror of a Stephen King masterpiece.
I'm sure the Jews are behind Stephen King too. His unpatriotic anti-war statements are another clever trick, doubtless all scripted by the Jews.
Those awful Jews! I can't get away from having them control me, whether I'm a Christian, a pagan, or an ACLU-loving libertarian.
This whole thing is making me feel distinctly superstitious, and I blame the author -- not only of the schizoid screed, but the authors of everything!
And to think it was Glenn Reynolds' link that got me started down this dark of path of perdition with his remark about halal pig's feet.
Perhaps I need a rabbit's foot for luck.
Yes, that's it!
Probably why the Jews invented the Easter Bunny for disobedient Christians (by planting the demon seed of their seder eggs in the Anglo-Saxon Goddess of Spring), and of course it explains why they invented that wicked Jew rabbit Bugs Bunny to corrupt disobedient children.
I like Bugs Bunny's pal (another Jew invention, of course) the best!
Had enough yet?
What more proof that I am yet another dupe of the evil Jooooos?
posted by Eric on 04.15.11 at 01:22 PM
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