The most tasteless overanalysis I never had time to finish (because the Jews made me stop)

Reading that the woman who sent Rep. Peter King a pig's foot (apparently as some sort of protest) was a Muslim fascinated me.

So did an earlier incident in which she sent Georgia State Senator Greg Ball a "Curious George monkey with a label saying it was bound for Auschwitz"

"I knew the Jews were behind the hearings. A monkey is a representation of who the Jews are," said Barnette, in explaining why she chose the beloved children's storybook character as a symbol.


State police were called to Ball's Albany office about 1 p.m. Tuesday. Barnette said she knows the package arrived about 10 a.m. based on its tracking number. The one-page tirade says the American Israel Public Affairs Committee is Ball's master and calls him a "Muslim-hating, Christian ghoul."

"I will be scanning the obituaries to read the end of your saga, which should read: AIPAC purchased, treasonous scumbag politician and loyal ass-wipe to his Jew masters, succumbs to prostate cancer," she wrote.

She also filled out an online contact form on his Senate website -- passing along her phone number and verses from the Quran.

Barnette said she hasn't been contacted by law enforcement regarding Ball's stuffed monkey or King's porcine appendage. A state police spokeswoman declined to comment on Ball's parcel, citing the investigation. The letter appears to meet the definition of second-degree aggravated harassment , a misdemeanor described, in part, as written communication likely to cause annoyance or alarm.

Assemblyman Robert Castelli, a 22-year former state police investigator and a professor at John Jay College of Criminal Justice, has read Barnette's letter. Such threats have to be taken seriously, he said, whether they are from an individual, like Reagan shooter John Hinckley Jr., or an organized group, like al-Qaida.

"Whether they are delusional or determined, they still have the potential to be a serious threat," said Castelli, R-Goldens Bridge.

Via Glenn Reynolds, who questioned the halalness of the pig's foot.

As I kept reading that Ms. Barnette was a blogger, I became even more curious than Curious George, so I just had to know what on earth she blogs about. According to her profile, she has three blogs:

Senator Harry Reid's Father Deserved To Die

President Bush's Sex & Drug Connection

A Matter for Decree

The first one contains no posts, and the second and third each have one. The third one is a one-post manifesto over 29,000 words long. She says she converted to Islam in Saudi Arabia, and has serious (and I mean obsessively serious) issues over what she claims is her former conversion to Judaism:

I am from Los Angeles, CA, born into a Christian family, I converted to Judaism in 1995 and I denounced Judaism in 2004 and became Agnostic. While living and working in Taif, KSA I read the Qur'an and embraced Islam and converted on December 11, 2007. On January 5, 2008, I was walking in the mountains of Taif, KSA wondering what I would tell my Jewish daughters to convince them to embrace Islamic Monotheism and become Muslims as I did.

While surprisingly literate, her writing is so logically incomprehensible that only a schizophrenic soothsayer (or maybe a stoned Koran scholar) could make sense of it, and there is no way to know whether any of what she says is true, or for that matter whether she believes what she says. She calls President Bush's statement that Islam's teachings "are good and peaceful, and those who commit evil in the name of Allah blaspheme the name of Allah," "a lie against Allah," and explains why:

Mr. President, Allah warns you to stop ruling over His slaves with oppression and tyranny and to cease in your worship of the false Jew god [Jesus] or He will destroy America, as it is written in the following Verse of the Qur'an.:
(And never will your Lord destroy the towns [populations] until He sends to their mother town a Messenger reciting to them Our Verses. And never would We destroy the towns unless the people thereof are Zalimun [polytheists, wrong-doers, disbelievers in the Oneness of Allah, oppressors and tyrants.)
Mr. President, Allah orders you in the following Verse of the Qur'an to stop your unjust prosecution of Muslim charities, as in the case of the Holy Land Foundation Charity. This prosecution was prompted by unsolicited, falsified, reports given to you by the Israeli's. It is written:
(Those who defame such of the believers who give charity [in Allah's Cause] voluntarily, and such who could not find to give charity [in Allah's Cause] except what is available to them--so they mock at them [believers]; Allah will throw back their mockery on them, and they shall have a painful torment.)
Mr. President, Allah sends you an admonition and a final warning in the following Verses of the Qur'an. It is written:
(And they [the Messengers] sought victory and help [from their Lord {Allah}]; and every obstinate, arrogant dictator [who refuses to believe in the Oneness of Allah] was brought to a complete loss and destruction.)
(In front of him [every obstinate, arrogant dictator] is Hell, and he will be made to drink boiling, festering water.)
(He will sip it unwillingly, and he will find a great difficulty to swallow it down his throat, and death will come to him from every side, yet he will not die and in front of him, will be great torment.)
It was Allah who destroyed the ancient nations of Greece, Rome, Egypt, Pompeii, Babylonia and Atlantis, etc. for their disbelief in Islamic Monotheism. These ancient nations worshipped false deities and when Messenger's came to them, they refused to believe in the Oneness of Allah [Islamic Monotheism] and continued their idol worship. Allah informs His slaves of the fate of these polytheist nations that came before us in the following Verses of the Qur'an.


Jesus was nothing more than a Messenger slave, sent by our Creator to warn the Children of Israel to worship Allah Alone. It is our Lord Who has sent me, to clear Jesus from the forgery of the Jews, that he is the son of Allah.

Why those clever diabolical Jews! They make it look as if they rejected the idea that Jesus was the son of God, when all along they were really creating the forgery that he was the son of the god of a religion that didn't even exist yet!

And even now, the sneaky Jews continue to deceive the Christians into thinking that they're going to trigger the Resurrection of the god they don't believe in!

It is to the Jews advantage and profit, to continue to deceive Christian Americans into believing that the Jews possession of the illegitimate "State of Israel" will hasten the "Day of Resurrection" while the Jews possession of Palestine, is actually delaying the "Day of Resurrection". The Jews ancient forgery of the infamous "...When the Jews return to Zion..." as a true sign that will precede the "Day", is the Jews only claim to Palestine, a false Biblical claim. Allah Owner of the Throne informs His slaves of the real sign that will precede the "Hour" in the following Verse of the Qur'an. It is written.
(The Hour will not be established until you fight against the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say, "O Muslim!" "There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him.")

Should I wonder how many of these ideas are her own? Are we supposed to attribute them merely to insanity? There are countless references to the Koran. Does that matter?

She goes on to cite "absolute proof" of her theory -- in the form of Gar-Gar trees:

The evidence your Lord sends you as proof, is the undisputable evidence of the Gar- Gar trees, the Israeli's are planting Gar-Gar trees all over Israel and Palestine. This is a tree the Israeli's charge well meaning citizens of the world $25.00 per tree under the deceptive guise of "Plant a Tree, Bring Water to Israel" campaign.
(Verily, this! This is an absolute Truth with certainty.)
This is a tree that has sworn its allegiance to the Jews in the "Final Battle", in a time ago when the Jews bargained with devils. The Gar-Gar trees will give cover to Jews and not reveal them to the enemy in the "Final Battle". The Israeli's are planting Gar-Gar trees/weapons in Palestine, to enable them to enter enemy territory without fear. Owner of High Ranks and Degrees informs His slaves of the Jews bargaining with devils in the following Verse of the Qur'an.

The screed goes on and on about how the Jews "plan to prevail in the "Final Battle" by having America eliminate most of the enemy before the battle begins, and the use of the secret weapon, the Gar-Gar trees," and of course by promoting sodomy and abortion to ensure that Americans go to hell. Toward that goal, the "Jews use the government funded entity, ACLU as their front to get rich and condemn Americans to the Hell-fire."

Among many, many other things, the author says that Allah orders Bush to stop condemning the Holocaust, which was actually ordered by Allah out of retaliation for the Jews having deceived billions of Christians:

Mr. President, Allah orders you and all of His slaves to cease calling Mr. Hitler's six million good deeds, evil and a "Holocaust". It was Allah that "sent against them" [Jews] for their disobedience to Allah and the evils they commit against mankind. President Bush you lied against Allah when you made the following statement while visiting the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial, "...A sobering reminder that evil exists and a call that when we find evil we must resist it." Allah warns His slaves in the following Verses of the Qur'an of lying against their Lord. It is written:
(...And say not concerning that which your tongues put forth falsely...)
("Verily, those who invent a lie against Allah will never be successful".)
Allah orders His slaves to destroy all of the monuments/museums dedicated to the six million dead Jews, these monuments satisfies the Jews "vain desires" and was set up in rival to the worship and remembrance of Allah. All worship and remembrance is for Allah Alone, not for the six million dead Jews who were recompensed for the billions of Christians they have deceived and condemned to the Hell-Fires in the Hereafter because of their worship of the false Jew god [Jesus].

Jews are behind illegal immigration, 9/11, and nearly everything else, and ther false god continues to lure millions of Christians to eternal hell:

If you continue to believe the deceitful Jews and die worshipping the false Jew god [Jesus], the Jews invented out of a "vain desire" for one of them to be worshipped as god, you will see your deceased Christian loved ones again, in fact you will share eternity in the Hell-Fire in the Hereafter with them, for the error of dying a polytheist.

Jewish control over everything is of course supreme:

The Jews control everything in America, including the calendars. They list only the Jewish religious holidays on calendars, such as Passover and Yom Kippur, etc. and the religious holidays associated with the false Jew god [Jesus], Christmas and Easter. The Jews purposely leave out the only real religious holidays, the two Eid holidays of Islamic Monotheism.
(And surely, the Hour is coming, there is no doubt about it, and certainly, Allah will resurrect those who are in the graves.)
The Jews are calculating that Christians won't be so resistant to being slaves of the Jews, if Jewish dominance is the natural order of things. Jews control the Military Industrial Complex, finance, the courts, they control everything in America that can generate money for them, including the media. Their control of the media is not random, this is an intentional and carefully orchestrated part of their "secret intentions", to control information and minimize the risk of exposure of their "secret intentions".

It just goes on and on and on. Without question, it is the longest and most obsessively anti-Semitic raving to which I have ever subjected myself.

I only hope that it is the original work of a lone loony tune and none of it reflects or is in accord with the thinking of people who might have supplied her with religious instruction, but I have no way to know.

Anyway, I am often accused of overanalysis, but if I tried to overanalyze this 29,034 word manifesto, I would be here for the rest of the month, and my taxes wouldn't get paid. Perhaps that would be part of the Jews' master plan. They are so sinister.

The following are going to Hell: President Hugo Chavez, Oprah Winfrey, Former President Jimmy Carter and Angelina Jolie, Hillary Clinton, and of course Barack Obama:

Barack Obama-Pro-Israel, Open Borders Proponent, Pro-Amnesty he was a believer in Islamic Monotheism and has offered Salat to Allah in Mosques as a child, but he is denying what he knows to be the truth, Allah is God and the only God. He is worshipping the false Jew god [Jesus] only for votes, trading the Hereafter for the life of this world. This man has sold his soul and purchased the Hell-Fire in the Hereafter, to become President of the USA.

The only people she likes are Ron Paul and Lou Dobbs.


It hurts because I kind of like them too.

And in what I take most personally as an admitted Pantheistic Pagan-Christian/Christian-Pagan, her second chapter is devoted to denouncing Christianity as "The Religion of the Golden Calf." Again, it's way too long to analyze, but the message is that we have all been duped to Hell by the Jooooos!

Americans have to face the reality that they are the victims of the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on man since his creation, a hoax perpetrated on them by the Jews, along with the unwitting assistance of Americans. Americans are worshipping a Jewish slave as god, while their loved ones are dying in wars in the Middle East, wars instigated by the Jews to protect them and their deception from discovery, until they can trigger the "Final Battle", a battle America is unknowingly arming them for, a battle in which the Jews plan to kill all they can and enslave all survivors. The reality of this saga is so surreal, that it possesses all the elements and horror of a Stephen King masterpiece.


I'm sure the Jews are behind Stephen King too. His unpatriotic anti-war statements are another clever trick, doubtless all scripted by the Jews.

Those awful Jews! I can't get away from having them control me, whether I'm a Christian, a pagan, or an ACLU-loving libertarian.

This whole thing is making me feel distinctly superstitious, and I blame the author -- not only of the schizoid screed, but the authors of everything!

And to think it was Glenn Reynolds' link that got me started down this dark of path of perdition with his remark about halal pig's feet.

Perhaps I need a rabbit's foot for luck.

Yes, that's it!

Rabbits are not kosher, but they are halal for Sunnis, and haram for Shia. There's an explanation:

It is because rabbit is one of the animals into which some of the disobedient mankind have been TRANSFORMED. In Arabic, the animal into which transformation has occurred is known as MANSOOKH. And to eat Mansookh animal is Haram

Probably why the Jews invented the Easter Bunny for disobedient Christians (by planting the demon seed of their seder eggs in the Anglo-Saxon Goddess of Spring), and of course it explains why they invented that wicked Jew rabbit Bugs Bunny to corrupt disobedient children.

I like Bugs Bunny's pal (another Jew invention, of course) the best!


Had enough yet?

What more proof that I am yet another dupe of the evil Jooooos?

posted by Eric on 04.15.11 at 01:22 PM


"What more proof that I am yet another dupe of the evil Jooooos?"

LOL - I TRIED to wade through that...that... diatribe? Early this morning, from the same insty link.

I couldn't do it, so thanks. I think you highlighted the, err... highlights.

I wonder what it will take to get her some professional help? Must she kill someone first?

Kathy Kinsley   ·  April 15, 2011 8:09 PM

So basically, she's an unhinged nutcase, pulled out of a wandering orbit into the dense mass of Islamic nutcasery. Thanks for the Reader's Digest version; I had work to do yesterday, and reading her ravings myself would have kept me from doing it.

Sgt. Mom   ·  April 16, 2011 7:25 AM

Wow - I had no idea my co-religionists were that busy. See what you can do when you get up early?

orthodoc   ·  April 16, 2011 12:57 PM



11 April 2011

Senator Greg Ball
817 Legislative Office Building Empire State Plaza
Albany, NY 12247

Asa Lamu Laikum Dead Man Walking,

Sinclair Lewis predicted: "...if Fascism ever came to America; it would be wrapped in a flag, carrying a cross..." and it is apparent that you are the proud, dirty-white, goose-stepping, cross bearing, flag-draped, Muslim-hating, Christian ghoul marching to your own destruction. Instead of bashing the intellectually superior Muslims, shouldn't a handsome, cannibalized, crazy, Christian, cracker like yourself be in church chomping on Jew-god corpse and washing it down with Jew-god blood under the pretense of "Holy" Communion? Let it be known! We Muslims decline to dine on the flesh of Jesus Christ your human sacrifice, under any guise. As such, there will be no mass conversions from Islam to Christianity; a few Muslims will convert, but only those predestined to burn in the Hell-fire with the evil likes of you. Your participation in the 4/8/11 Declaration of War against Muslims under the guise of "Muslim Radicalization/Culture of Jihad Hearings" displayed a complete lack of Political Correctness on your part and because of your lack of "PC", your Lord, Allah has cursed you with PC; prostate cancer. It will be very difficult for you to goose-step when your testicles swell to the size of soccer balls and your junk is flopping about your knees and your hubris and avarice are replaced with humility and exquisite pain.

Former president Ronald Reagan stated: "...self-defense is not only our right, it is our duty..." and should the hostile Jew's succeed in whipping their Christian slaves into a Muslim-murdering, blood-thirsty frenzy, bent on the destruction of Islam; Homeland Security will come to know the real meaning of stealth. Muslims prefer peace; however the hostile jinn species are averse to peace and won't allow it. Self-defense is my right and my duty and I always fulfill my duty, Insha Allah I will neutralize legions. And where in the fuck are my Reparations? I am requesting that you hold hearings to determine if the Reparations promised to African-Americans by the U.S. Government for centuries of brutal slavery was spent financing the Pig Poachers of Palestine's brutal, satanic and sadistic enslavement of the Palestinians. Also, inform your colleagues that Allah will question you all about the Twilight Diet on the Day of Resurrection.

I have included a gift for you, your own stuffed miniature Jew that you can worship in the privacy of your own home. The following Verse of the Qur'an confirms that your AIPAC jinn masters are nothing more than a rabid and perfidious mob of barn and zoo animals perpetrating as human beings and the plush monkey/miniature Jew I have gifted you with is an accurate representation of who the Jews are and what you stupid Christians worship. The Cannibal Cult of Christianity was not founded on facts nor faith, the Cannibal Cult of Christianity was founded on stupidity and conjecture and conjecture is no substitute for the truth. The Hell-fire will be brimming with the stupid aka Christians.

(Say [O Muhammad to the people of the Scripture): "Shall I inform you of something worse than that, regarding the recompense from Allah? Those [Jews] who incurred the Curse of Allah and His Wrath, and those of whom [some] He transformed into monkeys and swines, and those who worshipped Taghut [false deities]; such are worse in rank [on the Day of Resurrection in the Hell-fire], and far more astray from the Right Path [in the life of this world]".)

Read the Qur'an and you will learn that Allah, the Lord of all that exists, sent to the Children of Adam, an Arab Prophet aka Prophet Mohammed {pbuh} because Adam, the first man and father of all humanity (non-Jews) was an Arab, as Adam spoke Arabic. This means the world's entire population are of Arab descent, as we are all the Children of Adam, with the exception of the Jews, they are the Children of Israel aka Iblis aka Satan. Your dirty-white race is far removed from the racial purity of our Arab father Adam and by default, this makes your dirty-white race the morally and melanin depleted garbage race and not the master race, only master fools. Allah will dispose of your garbage race in the manner in which Allah Disposes of the garbage that He has created. Allah will burn your Jew-worshipping, dirty-white, garbage asses in the Hell-fire on the Day of Resurrection, the Day when true justice shall prevail and not the corrupt, Judeo-Christian swine shit masquerading as American Values around the globe which will soon come to a brutal and decisive end, along with the demise of the Pig Poachers of Palestine.

I advise you to wake up from the American Dream, go to a physician and get your dirty-white garbage ass examined and avoid Jew physicians, lest they harvest a kidney from you without your permission. I will be scanning the obituaries to read the end of your saga, which should read: AIPAC purchased, treasonous, scumbag politician and loyal ass-wipe to his Jew masters, succumbs to prostate cancer. Now report me to the authorities, the same authorities who utterly failed to prevent and even embraced the hostile takeover of America by the hostile jinn species aka AIPAC. Enjoy your brief and evil life of fairy tales and hokum your evil Jew masters created for you because the Hell-fire is your final destination and the final destination of all your colleagues.

Kind Regards,

Messenger of Allah
& Defender of Islam

Jameela   ·  April 17, 2011 9:57 AM


Is it not written "And Sarah Laughed..."?

Verily I say on to you ROFLSHIPMP. If comedy was not intended, reboot and retune to reality.

Sarah   ·  April 18, 2011 1:04 AM

It written is in my koranhole.

Eric Scheie   ·  April 19, 2011 12:00 AM

This Islamic nutcase sounds like a college student: very little attachment to belief systems with significant changes from one system to another. She'll probably leave Islam and become a vegan, then become an Earth Firster and become famous (again) as a domestic terrorist when she burns down some large vacation homes or an SUV dealership.

DC Handgun Info   ·  April 21, 2011 3:44 PM

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